FRIDAY CONFESSIONS
Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests. This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).
I'll go first…
I asked the girl at 'Prêt a Manger' if I could have a "shitload" of napkins with the sandwich I was buying… She gave me two.
So I grabbed fifty or so from the slot on her side of the counter, kept five-ish for myself, and threw the rest in the garbage can right next to her register.
I haven't felt that alive in some time, but it was also a douche move.
The comments are open if you need to get anything off your chest.
Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.
-Large
This week on YOU GOTTA TRY THIS- It's my first time meeting one of Barstool's newest hires… And fellow fat bastard… Mike Katic.
Verdict?… I like him a lot.
TAR
-L