Watch: ONLY Construction Themed Amusement Park In America “Diggerland USA” Has Every Tractor & Crane Possible To Drive. Plus Car Crushing. Also A+ Husband Daycare.





Did those pictures make you feel anything? I hope they did. They should. Because even if you don't possess a single drop of blue collar blood in your veins, there's something truly primal about the human urge to randomly drive a construction vehicle.
Whether it be a gritty tractor or giant scooping crane, there's something so familiar yet incredibly foreign about those crazy construction vehicles. But I'll fully admit curiosity has gotten the better of me many times. I've walked into their cockpits since I was a wee lad hoping some buffoon left his keys in the ignition. Very rarely they did, and even in those cases all I ever attempted was briefly turning it on.
But now all my childhood AND adult dreams can come true thanks to Diggerland USA. Wow!
"Is this heaven?"
"No… it's West Berlin, NJ"
I can't believe I've lived in NYC since 2017 yet somehow never heard of this place being nearby. But it's clearly a brilliant idea. And apparently the only construction theme + water park in America? I say let's RIDE.
You can definitely find me fucking shit up on the car crush very very soon.
Also crazy they're just going viral now thanks to that 60 second TikTok. They already had an absolute BANGER of a commercial come out 6 years ago.
Hit it Johnny, sing it with me everybody!
Maybe we can pool together some resources and take the whole Barstool Office out there this summer. Really make a day out of it ya know? Pack some Dunkaroos & Kool-Aid jammers and just have a fucking grand ol' time. You won't find me in the waterpark though. No offense to Mr. & Mrs. Digger but that's just not my speed.
Too much poop & pee everywhere. Not to mention the demented lines.
But I appreciate their effort regardless. Making a super unique amusement park like that deserves to be celebrated. Not only fulfilling dreams for all ages but also creating something right outta my 'Rollercoaster Tycoon' days. Bravo!
And I'll just close by saying what tagline too… DRIVE. RIDE. SOAK. SLIDE.
Simply incredible marketing and certainly a mantra I'll be carrying with me for the rest of 2025. Hopefully I'll run into some of my fellow diggers soon.
Gonna be the block party of the summer in NJ no doubt. PREACH!