The Judge Who Took Both Hermione Granger And Madame Hooch's Licenses Is Clearly A Death Eater In Disguise

Klemmer already wrote a blog about Emma Watson losing her license, but after hearing about MADAME HOOCH (Zoe Wanamaker) suffering the same fate at the same hands on the SAME DAY, I had to hop on and expose this for what it is: PREJUDICE AGAINST THE WIZARDING COMMUNITY.

You're telling me there's a judge in the UK who got back to back Hermione Granger and Madame Hooch, stars of one of the most popular franchises to come out of the country (and in the world) and said "today is the day we're going to uphold the law to its fullest extent"? 

Emma was going 38 in a 30? 

Watson, who played Hermione Granger in the film franchise, drove a blue Audi at 38mph in a 30mph zone in Oxford on the evening of 31 July last year. Watson already had nine points on her licence before the speeding incident occurred, the court heard. The 35-year-old, now a student, was made to pay a total of £1,044 at High Wycombe Magistrates' Court on Wednesday.

And Zoe was going 47 in a 40?

Wanamaker, who played Madam Hooch in the wizarding series, was caught speeding on 7 August 2024, on the M4 in Newbury, Berkshire.The 76-year-old was driving at 46mph in a 40mph limit, the court heard.

She was also fined £1,044 and banned for six months.

Wanamaker's lawyer Duncan Jones said that she was not asking for "special treatment" and accepted the fine.

Like Watson, Wanamaker had nine points on her license before the speeding incident occurred.

Both of them so happened to have 9 points on their license. OK. WHO CARES! Do you know how easy it is to get points on your license??? I also had 9 points on my license back in the day, and I had only been pulled over twice! (Both speeding, one was 20mph over on the highway, that was the bulk of the points. Whoops!) I understand speeding is a serious offense. You don't want people getting hurt! I also understand not wanting to give special treatment did this judge even consider the optics? Yea, sure, you did your job, but you're also a total fucking Anti-HP LOSER. 

Whatever, though. Emma is certainly rich enough to afford a driver for 6 months and Zoe? Well, she was the flying instructor at Hogwarts, so I'm going to venture a guess that she'll be able to hop on her broomstick and go about her day, business as usual. 

JUSTICE FOR WIZARDS!!!!!