The Entire World Needs A Cold Shower After This Insanely Disgusting Brennan O'Neill Goal
Brennan O'Neill is an absolute freak of nature. He's exactly what scientists would have created if they sat in a lab one day to create the perfect lacrosse player.
He's absolutely massive, and he can shoot the piss out of the ball. The entire lacrosse world knew about Brennan O'Neill when he was shooting 95 mph as an 8th grader. We've seen plenty of massive mutants come through the game before, but they're usually a one-trick pony. They can shoot the ball really fast, but there's not much more to their game than that.
Brennan O'Neill is absolutely massive, but he's also ridiculously smooth. He's a semi-truck who can move around the field like a Ferrari. Guys who are the size of Brennan O'Neill shouldn't be able to pull off shots like this. It should literally make them crumble to the ground.
But there are plenty of days when Brennan O'Neill wakes up and he's the best lacrosse player on the planet. There are a few guys in the league who can give him a run for his money, but there's nobody who can shoot the ball the way he does and can also produce ridiculous highlights like this. He's a unicorn.
P.S. -- It's a shame he wasn't able to win a National Championship at Duke. Because there's no doubt in my mind that Brennan O'Neill's career will end with a Tewaaraton, a World Championship, a PLL Championship, and at least one PLL MVP. He could have won every major award/championship there is to win in field lacrosse.