Tonight On Barstool After Dark: Joey Chestnut Joins The Stream As The Barstool Crew Tries To Complete The First Ever 99 Beers, 99 Hotdogs, 9 Innings Challenge
Well folks, here it is....the highlight of my summer. Wait I actually don't want to plagiarize what Doiche texted me the other day. He said this is the highlight of HIS summer. We’re taking a starting lineup dressed head to toe in baseball uniforms of 9 of our biggest, fattest dudes at Barstool, we’re going to stand on a rooftop outside Wrigley watching the Cubs game, and we’re going to try and complete the world’s first ever 99/99/9 Challenge.
That’s 9 people, eating 99 hot dogs, drinking 99 beers, from first pitch to last out of the Cubs game. Here’s our starting lineup:
Myself
Dana Beers
Mike Katic
Beef
Eddie
Max
T-Bob
Doiche
And umm…what’s his name? Oh yeah, Joey Chestnut
Now I know you guys will whine and moan if Chestnut just dropped a 70 spot in 10 minutes, so here’s the catch: Joey is only allowed to drink beer for this challenge, which he plans to do a lot of. And since he’s the “Pitcher”, we’ve gotten him a DH, a designated hotdog eater, who can’t drink but can only eat. Folks that’s going to be Ben Mintz.
Additional rules:
If you puke, you’re out
But we do have a bullpen of Hannah Montoya, White Sox Dave, and Annika sitting up in the corner ready to come in if needed. To enter the stream, you must “warm up” by eating or drinking 3 dogs or beers…and those don’t count towards the total
Also…..from the start of the 7th inning stretch through the end of the inning is a free puke period.
That’s about it – my favorite part of the stream is that Lucas’ scrawny ass is our manager and he will be on stream. Beers and dogs don’t count unless you get them from him, and then you must report to him that you’ve finished so he can update the scoreboard. I’m sure that will be efficient in the first couple innings, but after 90 beers I can’t wait to see how he herds the crew.
See you tomorrow night 10 minutes before first pitch so 7:55 eastern, 6:55 central
