The Good News For Dallas Cowboys Fans Is That Micah Parsons Is Absolutely Fed Up With Jerry Jones' Shit
He's been there for a while at this point, but Jerry Jones is in the phase of his life where he truly doesn't give a shit about anything he says anymore. The man is a thousand years old. We can't act like he's going to be around forever, even though that would be fantastic news for every fan of the other 3 teams in the NFC East. Jerry only has so many miles left on his engine, so he's going to let it rip. No pulling punches, no dancing around anything to the media. He's just going to say exactly what is on his mind any time there's a microphone in front of his face.
It makes for a wildly entertaining series of dramatic and comedic events. And it also seems like a fantastic way to run your star players out of the building.
Most of the time when athletes try to make it known that they're upset through social media, they'll be a little more discreet. They'll "like" the post, and then let everyone else make their own conclusions and speculations about what it means. Did he just accidentally like it? Did he not know that likes are public? Questions of that nature.
But Micah Parsons skipped right over that step to the retweet. And not just a retweet that was only up for a few minutes, which just so happens to be long enough for everybody to grab a screenshot of the retweet. But one that he's just left up ever since.
So here we have an owner/GM publicly shitting on a star player. A star player not shying away from publicly shitting on an owner/GM. I understand that total dysfunction is typically the standard mode of operation for the Dallas Cowboys. But even this is starting to seem a little too rich for their blood. We're not even in August yet and the annual implosion in Dallas has commenced.
I wonder how soon we'll see Micah Parsons wearing Kelly Green. He'll be a great complimentary piece to Jalen Carter in the playoffs.