Someone Really Ought To Tell Zac Efron To Put A Polo On While He's On The Golf Course

You can go to almost any golf course in America today and witness a bevy of issues that are destroying this beautiful game. 

Slow play. People blasting the worst music you've ever heard on their bluetooth speakers. Jackasses who don't fix their divots. Moronic dipshits getting tossed into the pond by former NHL enforcers. Things of that nature. 

But out of all the heinous behavioral plagues currently taking over golf courses across the country, there's nothing worse than Zac Efron and his brother showing up to play a full round with their shirt off. And why is that? Well because look at these guys! 

Holy shit, bro. You guys ever hear about a little thing called a carb? You guys ever walk downstairs to your refrigerator in the middle of the night and just treat yourself to a quick scoop of ice cream? Jesus christ these dudes are shredded. Just as sexy as could be. And that's the issue. 

You already feel bad about yourself enough on the golf course. You hit so many shots throughout those 18 holes that make you feel like shit as a golfer. The last thing you need to add to your psyche is to feel like complete garbage as a human, too. You're over 30, you started to really lean into the dad bod, and you know that button on your pants is hanging on for dear life. 

But you just hit your best drive of the day. Finally you start to feel good about yourself. Then you look over at the opposite fairway to see Zac Efron and his brother looking hot as shit with their shirts off. Not an ounce of body fat on either of them. You can't even comprehend how you're the same species as them. You chunk the shit out of your approach shot. thin your 3rd, triple putt for double. All because of stupid sexy Zac Efron. 

P.S. -- Speaking of Efron on the golf course...still a banger.