A Third Dildo Has Hit A WNBA Court, This Time Appearing To Target Sophie Cunningham Who Politely Tweeted Fans To Stop Throwing Them A Few Days Ago

Listen, I don't even want to write this blog because I think I'm in the minority of this whole situation. At first I found it cringe, and the second time I found it a little funnier, and now I'm back on the cringe train. Luckily we have guys like PFT who make the situation actually funny:

But sue me, a bunch of grown ass dudes throwing green dildos for some he-he's is high school level humor if you ask me. The good news is that nobody did, and whoever is selling these things on Amazon or wherever might just be making a killing. Turns out that the whole arresting the fan who did it thing did not work one bit though:

And how are they continuing to sneak these things in? Is WNBA security at these arenas that bad? I'm not really sure how you could find out someone's carrying that but I feel like security technology has gone far enough to determine someone's giant neon green dildo hiding in their pocket or any worse areas that they may try to sneak it in from. And the only real winner here is the WNBA, and specifically Sophie Cunningham, who is clearly gonna have another viral tweet on her hands:

But no really, let's actually stop throwing them now.