Jhoan Duran Is The Biggest Bully In Sports
Heather Barry. Getty Images.Jhoan Duran doesn't give a shit who you are. He doesn't care about how many home runs you've hit. He doesn't give a rat's ass if you won the home run derby at the All-Star Game this season. He doesn't give two hoots if you have a hilarious nickname like "Big Dumper".
All Jhoan Duran cares about is pitching the ball faster than fuck, and making batters look like absolute fools out there at the plate. So with 2 outs and Cal Raleigh up to bat last night, Jhoan Duran did just that.
102 fuck you heater, swing and a miss.
102 fuck you heater with a little bit of movement, swing and a miss.
102 fuck you heater, swing and a miss.
Cal Raleigh leads the MLB right now in home runs. The Durantula made the Big Dumper look like he's never swung a bat before in his life. It's one thing if Jhoan Duran is going to go out there and sit everyone down who steps up to bat against him. But to do it in that fashion? To make a guy who is having the best year of his career look like some drunk fan they just pulled down from the 400 level? You should have to apologize for that. Bullying isn't cool, man. He's not even giving teams a chance.
Baseball is supposed to be fun. There's just no way any of these guys are having any fun when Duran is launching missiles down their throats. Makes them wish they'd just have a nice, cozy office job as an accountant or something.