Joe Milton Says He Does NOT Throw the Ball Too Hard and If You Can't Catch It, You Shouldn't Be in the NFL

Hell yeah, Joe. Cook those frauds.

One of the criticisms often lobbed at one of the greatest quarterback prospects we've ever seen is that Joe Milton throws the football too hard. He doesn't have "touch." Yeah, no shit, pal. He has a rocket launcher attached to his neck. An F-16 only has one speed, brother.

Somehow I have a feeling that if Milton was lobbing the ball in there at 15 MPH, people would have a problem with that, too. Sorry my quarterback delivers the ball with some zip on it. That used to be considered a desirable trait.

I'm sorry if Bazooka Joe's lasers are sometimes a little too hard for your delicate hands. I guess we just shouldn't have a quarterback who can flick the football 60 yards on a dot rolling to his left for a touchdown, then.

I stand with Joe. Catch the football or go sell insurance.