BREAKING: "The Orgy Dome" At Burning Man Has Been Destroyed By A Desert Windstorm And All Orgies Are Officially CANCELED For The Festival

Hold your Fidelios close tonight folks, because we sadly(?) have an orgy epidemic happening right now at Burning Man. Just when you thought 50 MPH winds, blinding sand storms, & flash flood warnings couldn't get ANY worse right? As Shaq once said, "Aw damn." 

Here's what Pat wrote about that chaos yesterday... 

Bad weather is one thing. And probably not that big of a deal to those those hippie freaks, they probably love a little sand blasted into their cracks. Go jump into a flash flood and make yourself into a messy mudpie that's riddled with acid & various STDs. Sounds like a helluva time at the ballpark. Decrepit penis & Cracker Jacks. 

But what's the point of doing all that when THE ORGY DOME is out of commission? 

Aw DAMN. 

(The Mirror) -Nevada's infamous Burning Man festival, which has been struck with bad luck in their 2025 run so far, has updated fans that their 'Orgy Dome' was destroyed by a dust storm that hit the festival grounds. On the Orgy Dome's official Instagram page, Burning Man shared, "Our build team worked so hard this past week to erect our lovely space. Unfortunately, the winds yesterday undid all that labor and wrecked our structure. We are still here and thankfully safe, we hope to gift the playa some workshops and will keep you updated"

The festival's Orgy Dome describes themselves as "a sex positive community on a mission to educate the world about consent and the importance of its practice beyond intimate space." The dome provides festival-goers with the opportunity to partake in sex with two or more people. Inside, those interested will find mattresses, drapes, comfortable couches, and several pillows.

Viewers immediately shared their thoughts, as many Burning Man fans have been left disappointed by the way the festival has turned out this year. One commented, “That’s Jesus Christ saving people from STDs. "The wind is doing the lord's work," another shared, with one more adding, "Jesus said, ‘NOT TODAY YOU HEATHENS!’"

Now let's get one thing straight here. It really isn't appropriate to use the Lord's name in vain there, those commenters can't claim to know what Jesus thinks about Orgy Doming. In fact, they might be surprised to learn he's actually a fan. 

The more you know!

Looks classier than I would've pictured, I think? Not totally sure on that. 

But no matter how you feel about THE ORGY DOME, you gotta tip your cap to some of the outfits that strut into this spot. I see the vision. 

Just don't start planning that 2026 trip to Burning Man quite yet. Because if you're gonna go, you're going ALL THE WAY. 

Or else. 

(The Mirror) - Bri Teresi, who describes herself as a model and golf influencer on Instagram where she has 1.4million followers, once claimed she was kicked out of the Orgy Dome. Explaining the tent from her experience, she added: “It was so disgusting in there, there were people doing like all disgusting things. “It smelled so bad and I was like I am not doing this and the girl was not doing this so we were just watching and we were cracking up because it looked so ridiculous. “We got kicked out, they were like if you are not participating you need to leave. The girl and I kissed and then we just left.”

And despite Bri’s experience, many visitors have raved out about having a positive time inside the Orgy Dome. Speaking to Cosmopolitan, one attendee said: “It's like the DMV: You get a number, then you talk to one guy and take a test on the rules, then you wait some more," she joked. Her partner also said his favorite part of the Orgy Dome is the air conditioning, which is rare in the desert environment. They added: “Some areas are designated for couples, and other sections are labeled 'open for more,' meaning that those couples can be approached by others who want to join in.”

Others took to Reddit to give tips to those currently at this year’s Burning Man on how to stay clean after the Orgy Dome. One said: “Being a good lover on playa is being a prepared lover and host. Wipes, variety of lubes, nonlatex condoms, and ways to wash off at your camp if you are hosting. A good foot wash can be a panty dropper.” Another added: “Gloves, gloves, gloves. Even if you have the water to scrub your hands, they will be dusty by the time you get inside. Cuticles will be ragged, nails long with playa under them.”

Shout out to The Mirror for doing The Lord's work and getting all those details together. Sounds like quite the time in the desert!

It's too bad Bri didn't get to experience The Full Monty though. Maybe next year I guess? Fingers crossed. 

Thoughts & prayers to the rest of the Burning Man festival goers & pent up Domers still stuck out there though. 

I don't have any granola vibes or wook energy inside of me, so I got zero advice to provide here. Maybe this shaman can help?

Alrighty then! Maybe mix in a water? That's all I got for you Lebowski. 

GOOD LUCK to all those trying to survive those 50 MPH winds & flash floods. Probably got cum backed up to their eyeballs by now too. What a goddamn mess. 

Do yourselves a favor and get yourself to Gas Town ASAP. 

You shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome! DO IT FOR THE ORGY DOME!!

PS: Big week for Orgy blogs around here huh? That's awesome.