Shoutout To The Alleged Swedish Police Officer Who Seemed to Have Thrown Drake in Jail to Prevent His Girlfriend From Sleeping With Him
If only this piece of information didn't come by way of a borderline incoherent conversation. With all due respect to Bobbi Althoff (our modern day Walter Cronkite), I can't help but think she kinda dropped the ball with her follow-up questions there. Drake gave her a pretty clear and obvious, "THIS COULD BE THE HEADLINE OF YOUR WEIRD AWKWARD BED INTERVIEW" piece of information, and she just got nothing more out of it. Aside from learning that Drake DID NOT think jail was fun. And that he is NOT glad he went.
Or maybe she did get more information, but Drake had her cut that part out. If so, I apologize Bobbi. I shouldn't be questioning your interview skills on a podcast that I could have sworn you cancelled like 5 minutes ago.
Regardless, that was a very smart move by this Swedish police officer to take matters of not being cheated on into his own hands. If there's one surefire way to make sure your girlfriend DOES NOT have sex with superstar hundred-millionaire, once-accused-at-the-Super-Bowl-of-being-a-pedophile rapper Drake, it's by throwing Drake in jail. Your tall blonde (just guessing) girlfriend can't cheat on you with a man who's behind bars. Not today, Drake. And if there's one thing that turns women off of a guy, it's to see her strong powerful boyfriend haul him away in handcuffs. Then to be told point blank that she is NOT to see him. That if she wants all the benefits that come with dating a Swedish cop, she will NOT be accepting any more invites to very expensive once-in-a-lifetime parties thrown by global superstars.
Thankfully he nipped that in the bud before the ball got rolling. Had he not shut down Drake's party for some petty weed charges (which seems to be what happened)...
Complex – Drake didn’t specific when, exactly, the arrest occurred, saying only that it happened “like three years ago.” As you’ll recall, news coverage of a Drake-focused Sweden incident back in 2022 initially included claims of the arrest, later referred to as a mere detainment, being connected to weed.
His girlfriend certainly would not have been lost in the shuffle. She surely would have stuck amongst the thousands of other women who would give their left ovary to sleep with Drake. The two would have had and very memorable sex. Drake would have gotten her phone number. They'd have started a long distance relationship. Drake would probably be shopping for an engagement ring right now. But since Officer Sweden stepped in and shut down the party, now all he has to worry about is an extraordinarily wealthy celebrity (with a grudge) putting out an APB that gives his significant other an open invite to ANY Drake party of her choosing for the rest of her life.
Well played, officer. Well played.