Grambling State's Head Coach Says They Will Compete With Ohio State's Band, But We All Know What's Going To Happen On The Field

Listen I don't know what avenue I'd take if I were Mickey Joseph, preparing to head into a game that DraftKings hasn't even released a line for because I'm not sure there's a number large enough to describe how much Ohio State is going to beat Grambling State by this weekend in Columbus. I've never been on a team, coached a team, or been a fan of a team that quite literally has a 0.00% chance to win a game. But I must say, I laughed at the avenue Mickey Joseph took:

"They have a great band. We have a great band. We're going to compete with them, as a band". I got bad news for them though.....as good as the Tigers band might be, I think they're running into another buzzsaw in that department on Saturday:

It's called The Best Damn Band In The Land for a reason. But regardless, the other funny part of Mickey Joseph's "initial reaction to Ohio State" is that he said, and I quote, "We understand what's going to happen".

Has any coach ever been this honest before? He says he knows they're going to get smoked and everyone knows why they're playing this game: for the money. Hilarious to say to the media, but what are you saying to your team? Apparently he's telling his coaches that he wants it to be a clean game for the Tigers....aka never have 9 men on the field or 13 men on the field (Sometimes I hear quotes like that and take a moment to pause and thank God that he made me an Ohio State Buckeye)

**RELEASE THE TEAM TOTAL, DRAFTKINGS! Ryan Day says he wants to emphasize explosiveness on the offense this week after totaling just 201 yards and 14 points against Texas....and you know damn well that means he's going to shut up the haters criticizing Julian Sayin right now by letting him sling it all over the field.