Urban Meyer Gave Ohio State A 12th Man Vs. Texas By Playing Goal Line Defense On 4th Down

It's not 4 years, it's forever. Or 7 years...whatever Urban coached at Ohio State. This man is locked in on this goal line stand like he's about the meet Arch Manning in the A gap. Or if those cowards ever decided to throw the ball, that's an easy pick for Coach. Probably taking it back to the house, too.

But listen, if I've said it once, I've said it a hundred million times: I fucking love Urban Meyer. He took a young sophomore (me) back in 2012, sad and downtrodden of a 6-7 season in his first year in college, and molded him into a NATIONAL CHAMPION his senior year. I'll never utter one bad word about the man. He's hands down, without question, my favorite person on Earth. A coach. A family man. A leader of men. And 7-0 against Michigan.

.....and if you didn't know: one hell of a defender at Cincinnati!

So yeah, it doesn't surprise me that he got down into a stance on a huge 4th and 1 against Texas. Haters and losers on the internet are calling it his Chest Pains stance, but those bums hate us cause they ain't us. The fact of the matter is, no matter what anyone says, Urban Meyer's still got it. Could walk into any program in America and turn them around on DAY ONE. 

I thank my lucky stars for Ryan Day each morning, but man, part of me always wonders what life would be like if the loser administration didn't force Urban out. I'll tell you one thing that would've been different: Jim Harbaugh would've been fired and the Buckeyes would be on approximately a 50 game winning streak against that team up north:

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