"I Can't Even Count How Many Beers I Have In My Cooler": This Legendary Birds Fan Continues To Put On A Tailgating Clinic Every Eagles Home Opener
Superfan Greg, baby. The man is an absolute machine. Year after year, home opener after home opener, Superfan Greg is out at the lots at 4am ready to tear down the house.
No nap, no nothing. Just a man who is fueled by his love for the Birds, a million beers, several dozen shots of honey whiskey, and 4 lbs of jumbo shrimp.
What more could you possibly need in life? Beer, whiskey, shrimp. The big 3. That right there is the diet of kings. Of a man who knows exactly what state of mind he needs to be in when the Philadelphia Eagles raise that Super Bowl LIX banner at Lincoln Financial Field tonight. You think this man gives a shit about sleep? You think he gives a rat's ass about a hangover? Buddy already has Fridee off of work, and he's got the green light to let it rip.
I would just love to know what Superfan Greg's work life is actually like. It has to be incredible to be a co-worker with him, knowing full damn well that you'll never see him in the office the day after an Eagles home opener. Superfan Greg seems like a guy who would rather work on Christmas Day than working the day after the Eagles home opener. If he could only take one day off a year, this is the one. And by god has he earned it.
Bad day to be a Cowboy. Bad day to be a jumbo shrimp. Always a great day to be a Birds fan.