That's Enough Internet For Today- "The Triple Nipple"

Every now and again, I catch myself hunched over my phone with the posture of a fucking jumbo shrimp as I am furiously 'doom-scrolling' until I find something so odd that it makes me question the future of this world.

Typically, the posts that stop me dead in my tracks are sexual in nature, and sometimes they are not sexual at all. But no matter what they are, they are always weird enough to make me wonder- Why the fuck does this even exist?

Today, that question arose when I was "researching" a smut blog I will drop tomorrow that involves women having outfit malfunctions on carnival rides, and I somehow bumped into this...

Her name is Kensley Pope, and she claims to have three breasts...

For those who are skeptical of that possible AI-generated third udder, just know that I share your skepticism, but the whole potential ruse is fascinating nonetheless.

If you go a little deeper into Kensley's link tree, you'll see she is currently raising money on her OnlyFans page for back surgery, which I assume she needs to alleviate the pain she experiences carrying around that extra tit.

I have no clue how this slipped into my algorithm, and I am not happy it did. So, I am going to shut this shit down and watch Total Recall because I've truly had enough of the internet for today.

Take a report.

-Large

By the way… During that aforementioned search for Slingshot nip-slips, I also stumbled upon some footage of women's rugby.

I was unaware of this phenomenal pastime, but it seems like something I could watch for HOURS with the sound off.

TAR

-L