Only Way To Prepare - Xavier Worthy Says Everything He Knows About Brazil He Learned From Fast & Furious

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Hell yeah. I’m not going to hide from the fact I love the Fast and Furious franchise. I go through runs when I’ll knock them all out every few months. Actually I did that recently and Fast Five was watched no more than a week ago. 

I say all that to mention how fucking stupid it is that the Chiefs and Chargers are playing in Brazil. It’s a division game! Those games more than any other should be played in a real home field environment. We don’t need to keep worrying about this global expansion. It’s the NFL. I know ‘remember the old days’ is lazy and can get played out, but I miss the old days. I miss the NFL playing all its games in NFL stadiums on Sunday and Monday Night. 

But this is about Xavier Worthy preparing for Brazil. Love that the only thing he learned about it was through a great movie. Need to know his take about Fast and Furious going from street racing to taking a car in space. Logical jump for that to happen, but you can’t rule out anything when Mike Winchell is in a movie. So just to clarify, Xavier Worthy assumes Brazil has one guy running a criminal empire, a team of people stealing money and The Rock as a federal employee. Checks out.