Two Browns Super Fans Tied The Knot With A Tailgate Wedding In The Muni Lot This Morning

Let me be the very first to congratulate First Lady and Brown Spider on tying the knot this morning in the Muni Lot while tailgating for the Browns home opener against the Bengals. And while the Browns team may be terrible (in previous years, definitely not this year), our fans remain undefeated. We threw a parade for going 0-16, and now two of our Super Fans tied the knot in the Muni Lot.

I must say, the wedding in itself is dedication, but I absolutely love the attention to detail here too. Look at the bridesmaids. Look at the groomsmen. They even had Webster Slaughter officiate this match made in heaven!

If you want to read their love story and/or donate to their registry, here is the official wedding website:

I fucking love this city. My dad got down there at 7am today for a 1pm kick and said he sat in traffic. There's no one who deserves a winner more than Cleveland. Maybe this is the year?????