Same Shit, Different Season

For any Giants fan that missed today’s game, don’t worry you’ve already seen it 100 times over the last decade or so. The O-Line couldn’t block, the defense couldn’t tackle, and the team came up small in the red zone on both sides of the ball. So once again, the Giants will start the season 0-1 as we wonder when Andrew Thomas will come back and when Brian Daboll's offensive genius will finally appear for Big Blue.

Oops, sorry about that. Our AI must've automatically added that tweet in the blog since everything wrong with the Giants was blamed on Daniel Jones when he was here.

On the bright side, the pass rush is fun as fuck and Russell Wilson is super easy to hate as our QB. So those two will make me feel very different emotions this season as the Giants try to figure out where the best launching spot for Jaxson Dart's career will be in this hornet's nest of a schedule.

The Saints game seems obvious but The Superdome is always a wild place to play a game, let alone your first one. So maybe they can try the Chargers game at home, even if they are a contender this year? If not, it feels like Week 9 could be the spot as the Giants season once again ends before Halloween. Damn this season got dark quick, just like it always seems to these days.

P.S. This tweet was so on point it would've made me cry if the Giants hadn't already made me catatonic to shit like this.