"Mama, We Are Out Of The Hood!" - Watch This Awesome Video Of A Man Winning $1.3 Million At A Casino And Calling His Mom To Share The Incredible News

Not sure about you guys, but I really needed to see a video like that to brighten up my world after the Giants reminded me they are once again going to ruin my fall AND my winter for like the 9th time in 10 years. I'm too much of a bitch to sit down at a casino table because I don't want to fuck up everyone else's hands since I don't know the rules or etiquette of the games very well and even if I did, my brain wouldn't even know it won, which is why this video of PFT from last week's King of the Felt was the first relatable poker video I've ever watched in my life.

Regardless of all that, it's impossible not to love watching a dude cashing in life changing money by what I assume was hitting a progressive jackpot and instantly calling his mom to let her know her life has changed as well. It's damn near the perfect video if this mamaluke wasn't giggling like a hyena with his watered down drink in hand.

As for the new millionaire from FireKeepers casino (at least before Uncle Sam steps in), I don't really have any home buying advice other than be prepared to get peppered with a million little fees during closing from people you will never meet that is the all the cost of purchasing a house for some reason. I would also advise against going to the comped dinner, show, or suite FireKeepers will undoubtedly offer. Simply pass Go, collect your million(ish) dollars, and put that money in the pocket of someone that is selling a house.