'I've Never Filmed Any Of You Guys When You're Using The Bathroom' -Steve Sarkisian Shut Down Any Talk Of Arch Manning Being Hurt By Talking About People Taking A Shit

This video went viral in the college football world on Saturday. You can see Arch's face and immediately people wondered if he was playing hurt. We simply forgot his last name is Manning and everyone then just went 'Manning Face.' To be clear, this is the only Manning Face I acknowledge 

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Now today being a day for Steve Sarkisian to talk about this, he decided to go with the analogy of people taking a shit

I, uh, yeah, I don't really understand this one. We all make faces when we're taking a shit, sure, but Arch Manning is playing football. Last time I checked we weren't talking about Arch Manning shitting his pants while on the field. That would be a bigger story than a hurt wrist or something. You can't be the No. 1 pick at quarterback if you take a dump in your pants mid-game. That's a move saved for those in the trenches, the big boys on the line. 

At the same time, is Sark comparing playing quarterback at Texas to working out a Monday morning shit? That doesn't seem to be equal, no matter how many wings and food you shoved into your body all weekend. We're talking about throwing a pass here, not dumping out some buffalo chicken dip. You get the point by now, it makes no goddamn sense. You can pretty easily say 'no Arch is not hurt, he was just making a face while throwing and the Internet went wild with it.' See, I just did that and I'm a dumb blogger, not the head coach of Texas football. I've spent 300 words talking about taking a shit because the Texas football coach brought it up. That should probably go the other way if you ask me. 

Long story short: Arch Manning isn't hurt (according to his head coach) and Sark will not film you taking a shit.