You'll Never Believe This, But The Turf At Soldier Field Looks Like Absolute Shit Before Week 1

Just a few short hours before kickoff and of course the playing conditions at Soldier Field on this absolutely PERFECT September night are going to be complete shit. Again. The more things change the more they stay the same. The Park District just HAD to have that System Of A Down concert right before the season opened for their biggest tenant. Field looks even worse than normal. Usually it requires some shitty weather before it becomes a hazard. Not this year. I mean jesus christ. Just get the team to Arlington already. This is a joke.