Livvy Dunne Deserves More Fanfare For Her Satin Bra Style At The VMAs. Have Respect Idiots, She Is Legend.

It's been a whole ass 48 hours since the VMAs (which it seems no one on earth knew was happening) and there hasn't been a single blog on Livvy Dunne rocking the red carpet there? What happened to this website I used to love? Thanks a lot Obama. 

Now it's not all spilt milk, we did get some coverage on Tate McRae & Sabrina Carpenter from Hubbs and that was great stuff. They both walked out as big winners, with Tate getting "Song Of The Summer" and Sabrina getting "Album Of The Year". But judging from this blog, I'd say we all won something that night. 

That's no criticism on Blogger Extraordinaire/Fearless Editor-In-Chief Hubbs either. If anything it was mighty kind of him to allow someone else here to soak up these Livvy Pageviews. He's no stranger to the game, I've been blessed to learn from the best.

And let's be real here, were you even 1% upset that I lead off this blog with her swimsuit split clip for the 1000th time? For sure not. 

Of course she was already putting together a legendary pageviews career long before that moment… But as far as I'm concerned, that clip made her royalty for life. So whether it's a big or small moment at this point, she's getting blogged baby. Hard.

Only thing I'm not sure about is, was this bra satin or some other material? Odds are she probably has basic white cotton underpants. But I started thinking… Well, maybe they're silk panties. Maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know? And I started feeling…Anyway enough with these fucking words. 

Take it away Livvy!

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When that collar really pops out something about it gives me Final Fantasy VII vibes, but no matter how you slice it that's a goddamn 'mazing red carpet look. Woo! BOB DUATO.

Seems like she's really getting the hang of this whole red carpet thing? Not too shabby for your 1st year out of college. Helen of Troy wouldn't hold a candle to her power. 

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I can't imagine this trend will turn downward anytime soon. It's only gonna keep rising up. Absolute rocket ship to the moon. Bananaland. Electric factory. Livvy Dunne is all of those things and more. And for that, we should be thankful. 

I know I am. These pageviews make me feel something I tell ya… It's still real to me damnit.