The Cavinder Twins & Their New Twins Are Already Locked In Taking Over NFL Sidelines This Season. Your Move, Taylor Swift.

It's been a minute since we last caught up with The Cavinder Twins and their new twins. But it looks like they're all healed up from their July surgery and now locked in for a long season of duck facing all over NFL sidelines. 

Guess that's a good benefit from getting engaged to the starting TE for the Dallas Cowboys? Nice life. 

But Big D better buckle up their chinstraps and get ready to learn brainrot for the next 16 weeks, because I can't imagine the Cowboys social media team will stop using the twins for #content anytime soon. 

Also did you know the Cowboys have FIVE more primetime games this season? Holy fuck that's a lot of newlywed game TikToks. Arguably too many. 

Needless to say the Dallas faithful on Twitter didn't really vibe with posting that clip only a few days after losing to one of their most hated rivals. Thirsting for pageviews without any substance can be a dangerous game sometimes. Not that I'd know anything about that. 

I couldn't find a single positive comment in that whole thread! And I'm not even trying to be a hater, just reporting the #news. The Cavinders clearly want media coverage so, here it is. No such thing as bad publicity right? 

Now when it comes to the NFL trying to expand their audience, I'm not really offended by Taylor Swift appearing on my TV screen for 3 seconds per game. But I will say… Every creator associated with that YouTube stream deserves to be boiled in acid and left to suffer slowly with infected burns in a lonely damp castle somewhere. Didn't even know who any of those "personalities" were other than Mr. Beast and I hope I never do. 

That shit was horrendous. 

If that makes me an old man yelling at a cloud, so be it. I know every generation that's lived on earth always says the ones below them are the worst ever and actually dooming the planet into Bolivian… But in this case I think it's actually real. We're so fucked. 

However I will give full credit to TSwift for genuinely getting in the mix and making an effort to seamlessly blend into NFL culture whether it be at TEU or the Super Bowl. Also haven't seen her play the newlywed game once on an active sideline, that deserves a kudos bar at the very least. 

But if The Cavinder Twins are gonna keep showing up all season just to post busty selfies, then so be it. I won't be upset about the #pageviews but I will say a prayer for the battered soul of the Dallas Cowboys social media manager. As Tim Tebow once said, God bears his biggest burden to those who can shoulder the load. 

It's too bad they gotta keep it PG on team accounts, cause these new necklines from the twins could certainly shoulder a few. Welcome to the #content gallery/entire point of this blog baby. GO BIRDS!