Elizabeth Hurley Wore Her BEST Bikini For A Heartwarming Tribute Post To Summer Ending. But Bad News, Turns Out She's Dating Billy Ray Cyrus? WHOA.
"Bye bye to the best summer"
What eloquent words from Elizabeth Hurley! And what a summer it was right?
But now I'm wondering if Liz has some kind of reverse Punxsutawney Phil powers... Because earlier this week I could feel that autumn wind rolling in. And it was the very same day she posted that ode to bikinis & blistering heat. Makes too much sense to just be a random coincidence. Just like Fox Mulder, I WANT TO BELIEVE.
Plus it's not like Ms. Hurley hasn't been suspected of sorcery and/or witchcraft before. Maybe some kind of vampire thing going on? Real life Fembot? Who fuckin' knows.
But it's not all sunshine & rainbows here, because I learned some truly horrific news while I was writing this blog. It turns out Elizabeth Hurley is dating Billy Ray Cyrus? Miley's dad? That washed up achey breaky heart motherfucker? Mullet Man?!
I was aghast having this soak into my brain stem. Just random as fuck.
(People) - “Happy Birthday Squirrel Man,” wrote Hurley in the caption, adding four red heart emojis. The photos showed the couple in each other’s arms, posing in various settings. Celebrating another turn around the sun for Cyrus comes after the Austin Powers actress’s 60th birthday on June 10, when he dedicated a sweet tribute to his girlfriend on Instagram. "Happy birthday to the love of my life ❤️," the "Achy Breaky Heart"hitmaker captioned a photo of a smiling Hurley sitting on his lap.
The duo, who first went public with their relationship in April, had first metwhile filming the 2022 movie Christmas in Paradise together. They made their red-carpet debut as a couple in Rome for the opening of an Orizzonti/Rosso exhibition at Palazzo Barberini in May. “We both love country music, we both love the country, and we both love our kids," she told European news outlet RTL TV. "We're happy together." Hurley shares son Damian, 23, with late film producer Steve Bing. Cyrus, meanwhile, has six children: Brandi, 38, Trace, 36, Christopher, 33, Miley, 32, Braison, 31, and Noah, 25. Cyrus' third marriage, with Australian singer Firerose, lasted from October 2023 to May 2024, with their divorce finalized in August 2024.
Does Billy Ray have a 15 inch cock? Good lord what a life for that guy. Feels incredibly underserved but what do I know I'm just an apathetic decrepit blogger. I guess it's kinda inspiring to see you can still find love even at 60 years old?
If it is to be said, so it be, so it is, if Miley is okay with it.
I have no clue who "Firerose" is but I do hope that's her official government name
Mt. Vesuvius level aura even if she did just get divorced from a one hit wonder.
But to anyone else who didn't know about the Liz & Billy Ray relationship, I am sorry.
As penance I'll close out with an ode to the best bikinis from Lizzie's 2025 summer. It's been a helluva year folks!