Connor Mook Discovered A New Way To Jerk Off

Shoutout to Mook, it was his birthday yesterday and a bunch of us went out to dinner to celebrate his big day. In a night that was filled with laughter, sports betting, and birthday gifts (shoutout his new Gucci chain) something completely unexpected happened. 

In the midst of wild conversations somehow someway the conversation of jerking off came up like it always does when you’re at a table of 7 dudes. What went from how watching porn and having sex scratch different itches into different ways to chop wood. And that’s when Mook flipped the table on its head. Some people said the usuals like aiming it down in the toilet or straight shooting into the shower, but Mook… let’s just say he “changed the game.” 

Mook told us that he cranks hog in missionary. Two knees down, one hand for stability, and then he thrust his hips into his hand. His hand doesn’t move just his hips. He calls it killing two birds with one stone as he reaches both his goals of cardio and climax. We were all left speechless. I still don’t believe it but nevertheless thought I had to share just in case this neanderthal isn’t lying. To the editors I know this is a short blog but it's so insane I feel like it needs to be posted.