OnlyFans Superstar (Who Makes More Annually Than LeBron James) Sophie Rain Announces She's Starting A "Gooning For Good" Fundraiser, Where All Profits From Her OF Are Going To American Families In Need

Sometimes you read the title of a blog and you have no choice but to click. This is one of those examples. Listen, it's not everyday you see philanthropic acts that need to be celebrated. And unless you live under a rock, you've heard of Sophie Rain, the OnlyFans girl who makes $43 million a year:

And to anyone who disputes these numbers, ask yourself who would have enough money to donate one MILLION dollars off a random phone call from Mr Beast at 2 in the morning:

That makes me think that 43 million is a low number. Anyway, gooning for good, while having a crazy name, feels like a cause worth celebrating. So let's do some measurement(!), which is Sophie's fundraiser to donate funds on the final day of this month. If she's making 43.4 million a year, let's just round that down to 40 million for sake of math:

40,000,000 / 365 = $109,589 a day

Besides things like this giving me jealousy, 100 grand can probably help feed a lot of families in need. If you believe in comeback stories, Sophie was working a minimum wage waitressing job in Tampa, Florida living off of food stamps before somehow making more annually than LeBron. That's the type of rags to riches we can all get behind! 

Anyway, shoutout to Sophie and I'll be back to tell you how much she raised from gooners all around the world on October 1st.