Taylor Swift Is Throwing A Movie Theater Release Party For 'The Life Of A Showgirl' Because We Are Spoiled Rotten By Our Favorite Pop Star

"I hereby invite you to a *dazzling* soirée, The Official Release Party of a Showgirl: Oct 3 - Oct 5 only in cinemas! You’ll get to see the exclusive world premiere of the music video for my new single “The Fate of Ophelia”, along with never before seen behind-the-scenes footage of how we made it, cut by cut explanations of what inspired this music, and the brand new lyric videos from my new album The Life of a Showgirl 

Looks like it’s time to brush off that Eras Tour outfit or orange cardigan… Tickets are on sale now. Dancing is optional but very much encouraged Showtimes may vary, so check your local listings. Tickets are limited http://releasepartyofashowgirl.com"

Did you hear that? The shrieks across all of the Swiftie desks in the world? Let's break this down:

- She announced the FIRST single of the upcoming new album, which will be The Fate Of Ophelia

- She's giving us not only a music video for The Fate of Ophelia, but an 89 (lol) minute film about HOW THEY MADE IT

- We get all of the lyric videos for every song (WTF???? OMG)

- A CUT BY CUT EXPLANATIONS OF WHAT INSPIRED THE MUSIC!!!

Um, holy shit? I, for one, am absolutely overcome with relief. I love the waiting games just as much as the next Swiftie, but nothing hits as hard as an announcement with this much information in it. So many questions preemptively answered. AND SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO!!! Taylor stays giving ENDLESSLY to her fans. Who has it better than us??

Theater websites crashed all over the place, but luckily Gia was able to snag a couple through Regal Cinemas. AMC had to issue a statement after their website was completely unusable after the announcement. Never underestimate the bandwidth you need for the Swifties!!

I've had a hard time deciphering what to put on this blog where it concerns Taylor as of late - there's so much bullshit and conspiracy out there (not to mention the EXHAUSTING amount of AI and generally asinine discourse) that it feels irresponsible to put nearly anything in writing that we don't hear directly from Taylor ourselves. We DO know that this new album rollout is going to be massive, in your face, exciting and, dare I say life changing for those of us who have been yearning for a 1989/Rep style album? OH LAWD SAVE ME MY DRUG IS MY BABY NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUMS!!!!

Thank you Taylor for this Friday gift, and we can't wait to see what else you have in store for us!!!!!