FRIDAY CONFESSIONS

Dante and I alternate Fridays letting deprived Stoolies get shit off their chests.  This blog series is simply for confessions (and clicks).

I'll go first.

Every time I watch competitive eaters perform, all I can think about is, "I wonder what that dump will look like tomorrow?"

The comments are open if you need to get anything off your chest.

Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.

-Large

By coincidence, I have a multiple Guinness World Record-holding competitive eater on the latest episode of YOU GOTTA TRY THIS, and I have him break down his post-competition dumps with as much detail as I can handle.

TAR

-L