The Official 'Goodbye Summer 2025' Link Dump

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I know people mark the end of my least favorite season in different ways.

Some people say Summer ends the day after Labor Day. Others (particularly parents) don't feel like it's gone until their liabilities return to school.

But science says the last day of summer is marked by the Autumnal Equinox, which typically falls on September 22 or 23 in the Northern Hemisphere. And since I have been known to "follow the science," I am marking today, Monday, September 22nd, as the official end of Summer 2025.

And while you'll spend today reminiscing about the times you spent covered in sunscreen on a crowded beach, I will think back to all the times I spent indoors over the past few months looking at videos of girls taking The Slingshot ride at amusement parks across this great nation of ours.

And, although I have zero interest in seeing any pictures you may have taken with your family around the pool, I will force you to watch multiple videos of the heaving breasts of strapped-in and terrified adrenaline junkies as they fly through the air until gravity reminds them who is boss.

I will save the best for last, but all of these brave women are worth a peek, in my opinion.

This one looks like it was shot on a potato, but where it lacks quality, it excels in quantiy…

I believe this lady is a "pro" because her handle is Wett Melons…

This one is special because we get to see a different vantage point… The elusive "underbooob"…

Same here…

I said I would save the best for last, and although there is an argument that the girl who passes out (or pretends to pass out?) is a close second…

My number one with a bullet is this young lady…

I've watched those last two clips more times than the Zapruder film, but those lovelies, along with all the other ladies in this blog, will get tucked away until next year when Slingshot Season officially returns on the Summer Solstice 2026… And for those who want to mark their calendars, that will be on June 21st of next year.

Until then, it's officially Mechanical Bull Riding Season…

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Celebrate accordingly…

Happy Fall, everyone, and take a report.

-Large

The latest episode of YOU GOTTA TRY THIS is lucky enough to have World Record-holding competitive eater James Webb stop in to tell us EXACTLY how he will take down Joey Chestnut…

TAR

-L