The Weiner Circle Tweeted They'd Give Out Free Hot Dogs To All of Chicago On Tuesday If Caleb Williams Threw 4-Touchdowns Today Against The Cowboys. Caleb Williams Threw 4-Touchdowns Today Against The Cowboys.

The Dallas Cowboys are a national embarrassment. They just managed to show up at Soldier Field this afternoon and some how, some way, make the Chicago Bears look like the greatest show on turf, meets the 2007 Patriots. I'm sure Eddie has a recap blog coming on the game, so I'll leave the stats and facts to him. 

This blog is about the very random and unprovoked tweet that legendary Chicago hot dog joint The Weiner Circle decided to fire off this afternoon before the Bears kicked off. 

Well, Caleb Williams decided to have himself a day.

And against a Matt Eberflus coached defense… who would have thought?

This was an especially nice throw. 

(Especially after the most horrendous pitch these eyes have ever seen there from Swift)

Laugh all you want. But you want to know the last time a famous Chicago football player was responsible for 4 TDs in one game? 

Poor Weiner Circle is going to be a fucking circus on Tuesday. Chocolate shakes are gonna be flying everywhere. I'm sending my partner/assistant, Danny Conrad, there to get content because I have no doubt it will be, as the kids say, "scenes". Pray for Weiner Circle.

Also, pray for the NFC if Caleb Williams actually figured out how to run Johnson's offense.

p.s. - if the Chicago Bears turn this around and start to string together some wins and become an actual professional football team after this, then The Weiner Circle deserves ALL of the credit. They better be canonized Saints, and that little parking lot and stand in Lincoln Park better be declared a miracle site.

p.p.s. - it's a shame that Big Cat, WSD, Chief, and especially Big Cat all jumped ship on this Bears team 2 career games into the Ben Johnson x Caleb Williams era. They might end up missing a decent team once they get on the same page and start clicking.

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