We've Reached The Point Where Fans Are Getting Ejected And State Troopers Are Lining The Ropes Around Shane Lowry And Rory McIlroy

It was only a matter of time before we got here. Rory and Shane have been going at it with the crowd for the last two days 

But look, what the fuck are we doing here? I think anyone with a brain will say you don't bring up family. That's basically rule number 1 in shit talking. But Pinehurst? You can't complain about people screaming about Pinehurst. That's a no-brainer. Fuck yous? Oh no, the horror. Weight? You ever been around anyone with friends? We talk about having a fat pen at this very own company! What's next? We're going to talk about people being bald being too much? Okay, maybe I agree with that one (and the weight one, but we're working on it). 

I'm just more sick of hearing European reporters and the announcing crew bitch about the American fans. It's all we've heard leading into this event. Maybe we should have focused on not neutering Bethpage to make it a putting contest or horrible pairings. Again, don't make comments about family but everything else is fair game. Also we gotta stop sucking at golf and show some emotion in winning, that'd be nice too.