WE GOT GOLF BEEF! Ted Scott, Bryson, Justin Rose And A Bunch Of Other People Started Getting Into A Hissy Fit Walking Off Of 15

It's about goddamn time a caddie tried to start a fight here. We're losing basically every hole, we have no shot to win, we all suck, at least start a fight. If you start a fight we can win that. We can win a fight or a basketball game, that's about it. We have no shot when it comes to golf. We have no shot at making a putt. We need caddies to start shit and since Joe LaCava promised he wouldn't do it, good on Ted Scott stepping up. 

Now, I have nothing else good to say. Again, we suck at golf. We're so bad, everything has been a problem from the course manipulation to players to selections to everything else. Give me caddies starting beef. Give me caddies trying to fire the guys up and get Team Europe DQ'd, it's our only shot. It all sucks. It's the most embarrassing showing in any team sport I can remember and that includes multiple NFL teams winning 0 games in a season. It includes USA basketball winning bronze at the Olympics in 2004. It includes decades of Kentucky football. 

The lesson as always is if you can't beat them in the sport just start fighting them. I don't even understand this golf beef. It's so mindless and nothing that we had to make it a big deal. Get involved, give me a caddie throw down on 18. Lose with no class and no dignity, that's the way we need to go out since these players have no heart and no putting skills.