Pussification Of The NFL Continues: Cooper DeJean Got Unfairly Flagged For An Allen Iverson Stepover But At Least Jalen Hurts Has 2 Shovel Pass TDs

Absolutely criminal to throw a flag there man. He didn't even do the TOO SMALL move? Refs can't be treating the most exciting white in the NFL like that. Cooper deserves better, he's a goddamn Pick 6 Super Bowl champion! Have respect zebra idiots, he is legend. 

And at the very least, they should respect the rule of law… AKA every Philly athlete is grandfathered into doing the AI Stepover without consequence. It's not taunting, it's a touching homage. But kings stay kings regardless. 

And looks like Jalen Hurts is gonna be just fine this season. Suck on this precision passing haters! It's about damn time they opened up the playbook a bit. 

I know Big Dick Nick isn't walking through that door but that's okay. This team has everything they need to win it all again this season. 

Special teams, special pushes, special players. Go Birds! LOVE HURTS. 

E-A-G-L-E-S.

C-H-O-O-S-E L-O-V-E

PS: can someone photoshop Jalen onto this graphic? What a classic. Check your texts.