The 2025 Mets Might Be The Most Disappointing & Heartless Team In MLB History

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Everything Frank said about the Mets was right. They showed how heartless they were when they didn't even score a run in a must-win game today. The starting rotation disintegrated in front of our eyes. That bumbling idiot Carlos Mendoza had such a quick hook that the bullpen was worn down by August. It was a pathetic effort by one of the most expensive teams in baseball history that only needed 85 wins to get into the playoffs.

I would hope no Mets fans are going to say the tie-breaker is the reason we lost. Don't get me wrong. I do think MLB should have a Game 163 if it means getting into the playoffs…but that's not why the Mets are going to spend all of October sitting at home. How often does a mere 85 wins get you into the playoffs? They had every fucking opportunity and just kept blowing it. The Mets turned into Abella Danger while the season slipped away.

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Fuck you Carlos Mendoza. You suck. The "savior" David Stearns deserves some blame too. He signed a man no one wanted in Frankie Montas to a two year deal in the off-season. In case you haven't been paying attention, Montas is so shitty that Mets fans are happy that he'll be unable to pitch. No one wants to see someone get hurt but the fanbase would literally rather light $17 million on fire than have Montas pitch for this team.

Then you have the trade deadline from Hell. Stearns went and got Ryan Helsley who began tipping pitches the second he arrived to New York and Cedric Mullins. Mullins appears to suffer from the same disease as Robin Williams in the movie Jack where he ages at an incredible rate. That's the only explanation for why he played like a 53 year old man the second he put on a Mets uniform.

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I feel like I just got ripped off by a con artist. I really (and foolishly) believed in this team. I thought there was no way a team with this many talented players could miss the playoffs. It wasn't a bit or a joke. I meant what I said all month. This is like getting kicked in the stomach. This honestly feels like a distant relative or a family friend that I haven't spoke to in years died. I'm not comparing actual human loss to a baseball team but just how my stomach feels at this moment. I am sure that will fade and I'll be a rational adult soon but this feels awful right now.

Marty Mush keeps saying how "embarrassing" this is. I guess it is but I don't give a shit. I'm way too sad to care about being embarrassed. As the season turned the last corner, it was clear the Mets would need a miracle to go on a deep playoff run. I wasn't fooling myself there. Just getting into the playoffs was the goal. Call that loser talk if you want. It's the Mets. This isn't the Dodgers or Yankees. Let's just get there and at least have a tiny shot.

But no. The bats quit when they were needed most. By late August, the starting rotation looked like the cast as the end of The Long Walk. The 2025 Mets used more pitchers than any team in MLB history. That's not depth. It's panic. It's also terrible organizational management.

The 2025 Mets can sit at the same table as the 1951 Dodgers, 1959 Braves, 1995 Angels, 1978 Red Sox and 2011 Red Sox as the biggest chokers in baseball history. The good news is they have fellow relatives 2007 Mets and 2008 Mets saving them a seat.

Fuck Carlos Mendoza. Fuck David Stearns. Fuck Ryan Helsley. Frank was right all along. I shouldn't have been positive. I should have been angry. There is a small piece of every Mets fan that will always be a little more miserable about their favorite non-human thing in the world and the 2025 Mets are to blame.