We're Never Going To Hear The End Of This Goddamn Song: Team Europe Is Hammered On Their Bus Singing That 'Rory's In Our Head'

Goddamnit. First off, Zombie is one of the catchiest songs of all-time. You hear Zombie, you start singing Zombie for at least 2-3 hours at a minimum. Now, all I can hear is that Rory is on our head. He might be for all I know! It's hard to argue against it when Bethpage tried going after him and he ended up winning 3.5 points. At least Scottie beat him, we have that, but it all felt pointless, especially when Lowry made that putt to retain the Cup. 

Look, I've said it in any sport if you win, you earn the right to talk all the shit. Europe is doing just that 

We know all about Rory vs the fans this week. It's not a secret that Europe was going to celebrate their ass off if they won this. If anything I need this on blast at PGA's headquarters for two years. Figure out a way to get this into our team. We need something catchy besides chanting names and USA. We need someone to run a team like Europe has Luke Donald. That or get all these guys in some sort of putting classes for two years, that would help too. 

Shane Lowry is going to be the drunkest man in New York tonight and we're never going to hear the end of this damn song.