"I've Never Kissed My Sister... How Does it Taste?", Jerry Jones' Dallas Cowboys Playing in Primetime Every Week Might Finally Be a Good Thing

Good comeback, Jerry. The old man's still got it. He might look like he could use a good embalming, but he's still as quick on his feet as ever. Don't tell Jerry Jones ties are like kissing your sister. He's never kissed his sister. But if a tie is like kissing your sister, then Jerry Jones must think kissing your sister would feel... kinda ok? He seemed pretty darn happy here. At minimum,  he seemed perfectly content to simply get out of that game without being humiliated by Micah Parsons. 

For the first time in a while (likely ever), I think I'm actually happy the Dallas Cowboys are playing 8 standalone football games this season (6 primetime, Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Day). Last night's football game was everything I want in Sunday Night Football. Two teams I don't especially care about playing in a highly entertaining shootout of a football game. A game that has no stakes for me (aside from a maybe a Hail Mary "get rich quick" touchdown parlay). Just pure football entertainment from start to finish.

The 2025 Dallas Cowboys, at least up to this point in the season, are the perfect team to deliver that. Zero defense to be heard of. An offense that can keep up with it. A kicker in Brandon Aubrey who any week now is going to drill a 70 yarder that would have been good from 80. Possibly the most entertaining receiver in the league in George Pickens, who alternates between hysterical crash-outs, and randomly deciding to play like the best receiver in the NFL. Who even when he's at his peak and making incredible contested catches, he's doing so in hilarious fashion. I mean what the hell was with the timing of this jump?

Everyone hated the fact that the game ended in a tie last night. But to me it almost just added to the absurdity of the whole thing. It's yet another talking point that the Dallas Cowboys delivered. Somehow a 40-40 tie really does seem like something only the Dallas Cowboys could produce. And to top it all off, you've got the Cowboys 82-year old oil tycoon owner/GM watching down from the heavens living and cheating death with every snap.

Keep up the good work Cowboys. If you're going to keep playing games like that, you can play your games in primetime every week of the season.