WATCH: Anonymous Hacker Group Sends A Chilling Threat To Roger Goodell & The NFL If Things Don't Improve ASAP For The Ravens This Season

Anyone else feel a tingle down your spine? Truly eerie stuff from Anomynous, sounds like they really mean business too. If Roger Goodell knows what's good for him, he better start helping out the Ravens win some games ASAP. This faceless hacker doesn't seem like a guy that carries an ounce of fear or logic with him anywhere. He's capable of anything, at anytime. Even revealing his identity. Kiddos, we might be dealing with the DMV Mr. Robot here...

But whoever this Stavvy dude is, I really do feel for him. It's gotta be tough sitting at (1-3) with your franchise QB already nursing a nasty hamstring injury. Or possibly already quitting on the team? 

Don't shoot the messenger yo, that's what the internet streets are saying.

And don't get me wrong, Lamar is a great player. But I can't recall Joe Flacco ever hurting his hammy one time over his illustrious career. Maybe it's time to make a call to Cleveland? 2nd round pick should be enough to bring Big Joe home. 

Otherwise, apologies to that handsome hacker but the skies are looking mighty grim for this flock of ratbirds. Or is it a murder? Either way, their playoff chances are looking like the same level of DEAD as Edgar Allan Poe. Quoth the hope, nevermore. 

Because Lamar isn't their only player with one leg obliterated, they also lost Roquan Smith to a hamstring today too. AND their star DT is gone for the season due to a brutal neck injury. With Derrick Henry refusing to hold onto that loaf of bread and receivers not to stepping up… Is it time to cuncel da Ravens completely?

And is this now the Steelers division to lose? 

Possibly… Unless of course BIG Joe Flacco can out UNC Aaron Rodgers and give that young feisty Browns D a fighting chance every Sunday. What a wizards duel that will be to watch play out this season. But regardless, let's just appreciate elite greatness while it's still here with us. Tall rocket arm Gladiators, we salute you. 

Hang in there Stav! They can never take this away from yous.

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PS: speaking of crazy sexy hackers, if you haven't watched 'Mr. Robot' yet go binge that shit IMMEDIATELY, just got put on Netflix and I was way late to the party but whew boy does that show hit in all the ways you could want. Not to mention, it's got Joanna Wellick too. DO IT KIDDO.