Shane Lowry Was The Drunkest Man In New York Last Night, Started Humping The Ryder Cup Trophy While Dancing On A Table

Saw this tweet this morning and figured, yeah, that sounds right. We know Lowry likes to have a good time after a big win. He drilled the putt to retain the Cup, not necessarily a shock he'd be hungover. What I didn't expect was to see him break out the Emi Martinez move and hump the trophy

Incredible move. In case you forget Emi Martinez: 

At the 12 second mark you can see Lowry's go-to move. Hard to blame him, dude is a big Irish fella, you're not known for dancing when you're a Shane Lowry. You gotta stay with what you know and if that's breaking out a hump or two, so be it. Smart to stay within the rules though and give less than 4 thrusts. 

This does go back to the whole 'they want it more than us' debate that we heard approximately 7,000 times over the week. I don't know if I can picture one of our guys fucking the trophy, but we know Europe will. It's not like Ben Griffin would hump that thing, we'd be having our beers and celebrating if we could make putts. 

Hard to argue with this move though. Lowry sunk the putt, celebrated like it meant the world to him since he said it was the best moment of his career - even bigger than winning The Open. Either way you get the point. We need to win one or Shane is going to hump the trophy.