LeBron Says He's Not Waiting On His Son Bryce Before He Retires Because He "Doesn't Know His Timeline"

Listen, there's no bigger LeBron fan than me and this one even had me shivering my timbers. What do you mean you're not waiting for your second son, who is already 18 years old before you retire? Does this mean it's over? I'm going to go full Meek Phil after the Mets won a wildcard game tears if this means what I think it means. 

Also, love you Bron, but we've gotta stop lying about random shit that doesn't mean anything. You don't know your son's timeline? I'll tell you what it is: he's going to Arizona for a year, then we're gonna use a 2nd round draft pick on him in the draft and bring him home to his brother Bronny and his GOAT father. Then LeBron is gonna have no choice but to stay another year, and we're going to see the first ever three-man family trio on the court at the same time. You don't even have to like LeBron to tell me that isn't the coolest shit ever. We've already seen Bronny make massive strides, so imagine another year of development and all three of them on the court with Luka at the same time? Scenes.

Anyway, seeing LeBron back in the jersey and not golfing like he has been doing all summer was a bit refreshing. We need him to take the hands off the clubs until we raise another Larry O'Brien in June. Time to lock in.

P.S. Bryce is going to be special too: