WATCH: Baltimore Bouncer Puts Student In A Chokehold, Refuses To Let Him Go After He Taps, Then Smashes His Head Through A Car Window

Hammer don't hurt em! Now as far as over-the-line bouncer videos go, this has gotta be up there at the top of the list right?

Of course full disclosure, I have NO idea what that kid did before the tape started rolling. Maybe he was the baddest mama jama of all-time…But even in that case not sure his lil head deserved to be bashed into that car window. That seems like a move you only pull outta the back pocket when you're dealing with a full fledged psycho prick like Conor McGregor or a bunch of giant football players. 

Speaking of which, Titans legend Keith Bulluck provided some insight on how his fellow players would deal with this back in the day. 

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But above all else, that lil boy TAPPED. REPEATEDLY! 

I know it was a street fight but ya gotta respect some rules of the octagon brother. The bar has already put out a statement condemning it all. And now the Baltimore police might be getting involved too. Yeesh.

One thing is extremely clear though. Ravens fans are going THROUGH it right now. Thoughts & prayers to that whole fanbase, their anonymous hackers could really use a hug & an Orange Crush right now. 

And definitely need to see a trade alert pop up for BIG Joe Flacco. ASAP.