Florida Sheriff & Stand-up Comedian Grady Judd Delivered a Classic "Be Careful When Ordering Prostitutes Because They Might Be Dudes" Warning to Good Folks of Polk County

You can go down a whole rabbit hole of Grady Judd being tough-on-crime videos. He's become a bit of a legend in Florida. A bit of a legend across America at this point. 

Mother fucking Grady Judd. Another classic appearance educating the good people of Florida on the ways of prostitution. That might have been my favorite Sheriff Judd speech yet. A bit gratuitous maybe. I'm starting to wonder if Sheriff Judd might be perfecting his tight 5 for for an upcoming appearance at The Stand. Because he's run almost that exact same bit before. But as a veteran of the game, Sheriff Judd knows good and well that the "Be Careful When Ordering Prostitutes Because They Might Be Dudes" speech ALWAYS plays. 

Hilarious speech, Sheriff Judd. He had the cop over his left shoulder in stitches. But let's be real… If you're ordering hookers in Polk Country (the area of central Florida between Orlando and Tampa), and you need a sheriff to warn you of that… you're going to have a rough go of it in life. You better already have your head on a swivel. You gotta know that literally ANYBODY could show up at your door. I bet on any given morning Grady Judd could pick from a stack of mugshots and deliver that exact same speech. Waking up next to a hardened violent male criminal, who after a long night of drinking and jenkum you mistook for a woman… as I understand it, that's just the cost of doing business down there. If you're a frequent drunken orderer of prostitutes in Polk County, you're gonna end up having sex with a dude every now and then. There's simply no avoiding it. In the heat of battle, there would be no way of knowing. 

But I suppose it never hurts to deliver a fresh reminder to any up and coming Florida Men out there. To all the youngins down in Lakeland looking to dip their toes in the local hooker scene. If we didn't have Sheriff Judd periodically giving harsh & comedic reminders to educate Floridian's on what a "Coyote Ugly" (or Rolex Ugly) is, who knows how many Nicky Smokes of the world would have been hoodwinked by cross dressing prostitutes with dicks and weave.