LeBron James Was Held Out Of Practice For "Nerve Irritation" In His Glutes Today, Immediately Shows Up Dancing At The Biggest Live Streamer Kai Cenat's Marathon

I love LeBron, man. There's nobody better. In case you live under a rock, he was announced as the special guest at the end of the biggest livestreamer on the planet's Kai Cenat's month long marathon after he hit a million subscribers. For some context, a single subscription is $5, and Kai received a million and 100,000 which is $5.5 million if you're bad at math. Not bad for 30 days of livestreaming, even if it's 24/7. Even Rone Da Baby Prince made an appearance on the stream that consistently has hundreds of thousands of people watching:

And instead of just not going to practice because you're in Year 23, the greatest player to ever touch a basketball ever, they had to come up with some fake ass injury like nerve irritation in his glute. If you watch the clip of him dancing, you can't tell me anything about his glutes are irritated, but to each their own. I love this move by LeBron.

LeBron showed off his Labubu, which I can only best explain as a stuffed animal going viral that everyone calls corny, which is now no longer the case now that LeBron has one:

And in case you think he's a bit rusty because he's been playing golf all summer, you'd be correct:

He came on the stream to cut his dreads, and finished with a motivational speech that legitimately brought tears to my grown eyes:

He also gave a Lakers colored Audemars Piguet as a gift that is probably worth an entire house:

All this to show that LeBron, while being one of the most famous people on the entire planet, is insanely normal and a good ass dude. His detractors will tell you otherwise and come up with a billion reasons why he isn't, but what a day for Bronsexuals worldwide. My GOAT.