Jessie James Decker Remains The Hottest Housewife On Planet Earth And Her A+ Marriage Habits Should Be The Playbook For Us All

Remember Jessie James Decker? She was a country music artist back in the 2010s and got hitched to NFL WR Eric Decker in the prime of his career, they even had a reality show together on E! called 'Game On'. 

One thing that really stood out on that show was how uncomfortably horny these two people were for each other. And hey, they are both hot as hell, no shade there. 

But their playful touching and innuendos literally never stopped whether the cameras were rolling or not. Fast forward a decade later, and my algorithm decided to serve up a video that had me wondering if it was still 2015. As far as married couple goals go… This has gotta be at the top of the list right? Still having enjoyable sex & getting BJs more than annually

They have had a few kids together too, so kudos to them for somehow keeping the magic alive amidst all that chaotic family time. Always inspiring to see two smoking hot best friends get married and refuse to stop creampie-ing each other with pure raw passion. What more could you want in life really? And yet it's a pretty rare thing to see in the wild. 

But I do appreciate The Deckers for flooding my algo with their steamy soaking wet love. We could all learn thing or two from their relationship. And it was also a great reminder that Jessie James really knows how to run an IG page for the people. God bless all the happily horny couples out there. Also Eric please do not beat me up, I can tell you still work out. 

Nothing but respect for you brother. Well played.