The 5 Most Shockingly Dumb Things Mintzy Did In The Corn Maze Last Night

Alright, I gotta be quick here as the Guardians start in about 30 minutes, but I wanted to get a blog up about last night's Barstool After Dark in which Mintzy led me around the World's Largest Corn Maze (while blindfolded) until we found a key to unlock our handcuffs. Take a look at the stream please as it appears to have been a good one (I literally couldn't tell...I thought people were hating it because we couldn't even get one fucking key for two hours). But from my perspective, here's the 5 things that I was genuinely surprised to learn Mintzy did yesterday....even though I guess I shouldn't have been.

1. After 2 hours, Mintzy found out that the Green on the map was the corn....not the maze. He thought the white lines were the corn and were "blocking" the keys. He thought the dark green was the maze!!!!!!

2. Mintzy thought the houses across the street were inside the corn maze.

3. When we finally found the first key after 2 hours, he tried to unlock the sign post. He didn't know the keys went to the handcuffs. And part of me still worried 5 hours in we had the right key but he didn't know how to use it…

4. He tried to fist bump me when I was blindfolded.

5. Mintzy was on the phone for the ENTIRE drive up….and then lost his phone for 5 hours while we were there….only for it to be on the windshield.

He's the worst and the best at the same time. I love him. Check out the stream last night and please like + subscribe to the channel if you enjoyed it.