Worst Run Organization Ever: The Browns Currently Have 8 Quarterbacks On Payroll

Listen, sometimes you see threads like this with random sports facts and your jaw drops. Everyone knows Cleveland has had a quarterback problem for what feels like decades now, a la that one fan with the long ass jacket that probably doesn't have enough space for anymore names on it. 

I have a lot of questions, starting with what exactly do we think Kenny Pickett is gonna buy with that 8 whole thousand dollars he's owed? Also, how long does it take for him to get that? Wouldn't you want to just clear your payroll a little bit so you don't get a viral Twitter thread about how you're so poorly run that you have to pay 8 whole quarterbacks, with 0 of them showing any promise? I feel for guys like Ohio's Tate and Jeff D Lowe, man. Imagine being invested in this team and seeing they owe a dude 8 whole grand.

Bailey Zappe just appeared out of nowhere too. I think he's probably getting paid by like 5 different teams at this point so what a sweet gig he's got going on. What's that saying again? If you've got 8 quarterbacks you've got none?

The worst part is that this coulda just been Baker and we all would have lived happily ever after. Their defense is pretty damn good and I'm convinced they wouldn't be an elite team if they had a good quarterback. It's just a sad state of affairs that it's gotten so bad that I'm writing a blog about them owing 8 quarterbacks some coin. Sorry to all the Browns fans out there. It will get better. Maybe.