Paul Skenes Shows Why He's A True Ace By Purchasing An Industrial Hot Dog Maker For His Home Kitchen

Listen, everything about Paul Skenes fucking rocks. He had a 1.96 ERA in 23 starts last year and a 1.97 ERA in 32 starts this season, so let's look forward to him hitting that whopping 1.98 number next season. In all seriousness, the guy lives probably one of the sickest lives imaginable. Forget that his offense doesn't produce him any runs and he's on a shitty baseball team and still on a rookie deal before he becomes a zillionaire, but he gets to go home to Livvy Dunne every night who is a true ride or die:

And in case you needed to see anymore, it seems that Paul bought an industrial hot dog maker for his kitchen. I know it's probably not the most expensive piece of machinery out there, but all that matters is that Paul Skenes decided he needed one even though I'm sure the Pirates would put a hot dog cart outside his home for 24/7 consumption if he really wanted it. Every fella knows there's nothing like a fresh hot dog and Skenes has it down to a tee.

Someone in the comments said that he got the knockoff TikTok shop brand even though he's a millionaire and to that I say let the man cook his hot dogs. It is a funny visual that Livvy Dunne probably eats a crazy diet considering she was a national champion gymnast and is in elite shape. Out of the frame in that picture is probably every influencer fitness food in the book and ingredients you've never even heard of, but Paul's just gonna keep cranking those hot dogs on the machine and keep it pushing. And to that we can all tip our cap.