LeBron Is Out For 3-4 Weeks To Begin His 23rd Season With Sciatica, Or In Other Words, Nerve Damage On His Ass

Listen, I saw this and immediately had to ask Gaz who loves to chirp to me about my King LeBron what sciatica is. He said that it's a golf injury and Hank told him that he got it, which would make sense if he wasn't just trying to say LeBron golfs too much. I agree with that and want him off the greens, but turns out sciatica is just some good ole fashioned ass damage. And apparently golf can worsen existing sciatica because of the repetitive bending and twisting that golf swing movements have. So I don't want to tell Gaz he's right, but on the off chance he reads this, he may just gloat to me anyway.

I saw a tweet that said LeBron is the only athlete not allowed to be injured and that's totally true. All you haters on here, of which there are many, are probably saying some shit like "of course he's injured" but would be speechless to find out that it's his first season opener ever missed. LeBron, golfing or not, always shows up for the first game of the season and is a prime example of what taking care of your body can do for you at an old age. 

Then you have bozos like "Matt Barrie" saying that he can just rub some LeHenny on it and it'll be fine:

Typical big J Journalist that thinks making fun of an injured King is funny. Disgusting stuff if you ask me.

The good news is the Lakers are clearly the best team in the West this season and we'll be just fine without him. We may even win the NBA Cup again just to fuck around and do it. If you're a betting man, then responsibly you may look into Luka having an MVP season, which his production will only go up with LeBron out. Get well soon LeBron, and to all the haters, your sciatica is next.