Anyone Who Thought The Eagles Would Even Consider Trading AJ Brown Looks Like The Biggest Dipshit On The Planet Today
Kevin Sabitus. Getty Images.The Eagles offense has lacked any level of explosiveness all year. They have been a predictable offense. They haven't struck fear into any opposing defense. That dumb dickhead Kevin Patullo only has like 4 plays on his call sheet, and half of them are to try running the ball up the middle which ends up getting blown up 3-yards behind the line of scrimmage. They haven't given Jalen Hurts the ability to just let loose and launch that shit down the field. It's led to a ton of frustration amongst the Eagles' offensive players--and especially with AJ Brown. He was already sick of not contributing when the Eagles were winning. He especially was going to be sick of not contributing when the Eagles are losing.
Anytime a player makes it publicly known they are frustrated, naturally it causes everyone else to think a trade is imminent. Patriots fans--speaking of dickheads--were convinced that AJ Brown had already played his final game for the Philadelphia Eagles. Think again, bozos.
4 catches for 121 yards and 2 touchdowns on the day for AJ Brown. And the biggest catch of them all was the last one which locked up the win for the Eagles, when the defense looked to be doing everything in their power to piss this game away.
9 catches for 183 yards and a touchdown out of DeVonta Smith. Jalen Hurts threw for 326 yards. He almost had as many touchdown passes as he had incompletions today. 19 for 23, and 3 touchdowns. Multiple deep shots to AJ Brown. A massive 79-yard deep ball to DeVonta Smith.
The Eagles lacked any amount of explosiveness all season so far, but clearly that was by design. Kevin Patullo and Nick Sirianni neutered this offense. They took the game out of the hands of the team's biggest killers. Today, they decided to let loose and it was easily the best the offense has looked since the Super Bowl. Crazy how that works. Crazy how the one thing that every single fan has been clamoring for is actually right. It's almost like the fans want to watch a winning football team, while the coaches just care about trying to prove they know more than everybody else.
Winning cures everything. And winning while your team airs it out for over 300 yards absolutely cures everything when you have a wide receiver causing a ton of distraction and dissent in the locker room. This was the exact type of win that can get this season back on track. The defense still looked sketchy, and the only reason we're talking about a win right now is because we're lucky enough that TJ Hockenson bobbled the ball on the ground for 0.0002 seconds. But offense can win you a shit ton of games in this league. So as long as the offense gets themselves going, it'll give the defense all the time they need to figure out their shit.
Moral of the story--AJ Brown ain't going nowhere. It's the Best Friends Club in Philadelphia.