The Giants Rip Their Fans' Hearts Out, Somehow Shove Them Back In, Rip Them Out Again, Put Them In A Blender, Eat Them, Shit Them Out, And Then Piss All Over The Shit

I mean what do you even say about a game like that? The highs of taking a 19-0 lead on the road against a contender, blowing said lead in excruciating fashion, randomly being given multiple lifelines to get back into the game, taking the lead, then losing it like four plays later. If there is any bright side in that fucking tragedy we just witnessed, it's that it hit a bunch of different beats from other gut wrenching Giants losses over the last decade of misery, so many of us were as prepared as we could get for that fucking disaster as it unfolded in slow motion. I've seen these charts going against me way too much ever since General Coughlin left town and I'm starting to think they are never going to actually start ending in our favor again.

Here are some quick thoughts from the war-torn wasteland that is my mind after witnessing all that go down over the last 3.5 hours.

- I am giving Jaxson Dart the biggest rookie mulligan of all time for that backbreaking interception. He has changed the culture of the franchise, fanbase, and team alongside his football frat brother Skattebo. 

So I am going to live with the mind blowing lows that come with a rookie QB, especially in a tough environment on the road against an awesome defense. But at some point, he will have to clean that shit up and also start hitting those deep shots when guys are actually covered.

- Younghoe Koo better be the kicker for this team by the time the Giants plane lands in Jersey. If not him, literally any other kicker if not human on Earth not named Jude McAtamney or Graham Gano. This is a Must Have I need from Joe Schoen before I personally start campaigning for him to be shame walked through East Rutherford like Cersei.

- Actually fuck it, shame parade tomorrow at noon after reading this.

- If that offsides penalty cost the Giants the game with them having a timeout in their pocket, I would've popped Brian Daboll's head like The Mountain did to The Viper. I don't know how many times we can see the Giants lose because of dumb, sloppy bullshit. But I'm starting to feel like it's never, ever, ever going to change as long as Daboll is coach. I'm also starting to think we are just never going to be consistently good again because I don't trust any of the decision makers on the Giants and I'm pretty sure they are just an evil franchise designed to make me feel bad about my life every Sunday during the fall and winter.

- I am also sick of the Giants making history like this every other week.

- Te Banks should not play another down for the New York Giants. Trade him, cut him, make him a tackling dummy. Just don't let him attempt to cover another wide receiver while wearing blue. Do whatever you want with Shane Bowen too since that prevent defense call was the moment I knew the game was over. I didn't even know it was legal to give up 33 points in the 4th quarter.

That is some sick and twisted shit.

- Knicks season starts on Wednesday and I can't explain to you how weird it is that they are now the bright side of New York sports.

God bless that man and fuck NFL football.